Bark like a pirate!
Argh! September 19th be Talk Like a Pirate Day, me hearties! And far be it from me to keep ye from celebratin’ with your favorite sailor. Aye, I be talkin’ about yer four legged first mate, as faithful a crew member as ye ever can find.
If ye have a dog by yer side, ye’ll never be forced to walk the plank by a scurvy scum swilling scallywag. Aye, dogs be loyal and true.


But if you’re addled enough to trust one of THESE bilge rats to man yer helm while ye sleep, ye be on yer own.
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