Comments on: Not quite the response I was hoping for http://pawcurious.com/2010/01/not-quite-the-response-i-was-hoping-for/ eat. play. love. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:01:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Dr. V http://pawcurious.com/2010/01/not-quite-the-response-i-was-hoping-for/#comment-3296 Dr. V Sun, 10 Jan 2010 18:35:35 +0000 http://www.pawcurious.com/?p=2427#comment-3296 Oh my god. That's a new one to me! Yet another story to add to my arsenal....or maybe not.... Oh my god. That’s a new one to me! Yet another story to add to my arsenal….or maybe not….

]]> By: Megan http://pawcurious.com/2010/01/not-quite-the-response-i-was-hoping-for/#comment-3295 Megan Sun, 10 Jan 2010 16:31:50 +0000 http://www.pawcurious.com/?p=2427#comment-3295 Kari - *snort* If I had been drinking coffee when I read that, it would've come straight out my nose. Kari – *snort*

If I had been drinking coffee when I read that, it would’ve come straight out my nose.

]]> By: Kari http://pawcurious.com/2010/01/not-quite-the-response-i-was-hoping-for/#comment-3293 Kari Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:00:12 +0000 http://www.pawcurious.com/?p=2427#comment-3293 Ok, so I posted this on Fark, since it made me laugh, and then someone posted this story, which (despite its fairly graphic nature) I had to share here: <i>When we rescued Max, the abused and shot rhodesian ridgeback/boxer, my husband was reluctant to get him fixed. Then one night, as I was lying on the couch reading, with Max asleep on the floor, he started running and snuffling in his sleep. We knew he'd been abused, and his noises got more and more frantic and awful - I thought he was dreaming of being beaten or shot. So I reached down to pet him and wake him up from his nightmare .... and he ejaculated all over my arm. This is a 90-lb dog, too. It was a LOT. Yes, virginia, there are doggie wet dreams. When I related the story, my husband laughed and laughed, until the exact same thing happened to him the next day. Needless to say, Max went to the vet the following morning.</i> To which someone replied, "Your dog just misunderstood your command when you told him to "come here." (BTW, not sure if you allow HTML in your posts, but on the off-chance that this posts without it, the story starts at "When we rescued Max" and ends with "the following morning".) Ok, so I posted this on Fark, since it made me laugh, and then someone posted this story, which (despite its fairly graphic nature) I had to share here:

When we rescued Max, the abused and shot rhodesian ridgeback/boxer, my husband was reluctant to get him fixed. Then one night, as I was lying on the couch reading, with Max asleep on the floor, he started running and snuffling in his sleep. We knew he’d been abused, and his noises got more and more frantic and awful – I thought he was dreaming of being beaten or shot. So I reached down to pet him and wake him up from his nightmare …. and he ejaculated all over my arm. This is a 90-lb dog, too. It was a LOT.
Yes, virginia, there are doggie wet dreams.

When I related the story, my husband laughed and laughed, until the exact same thing happened to him the next day.
Needless to say, Max went to the vet the following morning.

To which someone replied, “Your dog just misunderstood your command when you told him to “come here.”

(BTW, not sure if you allow HTML in your posts, but on the off-chance that this posts without it, the story starts at “When we rescued Max” and ends with “the following morning”.)

]]> By: Nicole http://pawcurious.com/2010/01/not-quite-the-response-i-was-hoping-for/#comment-3279 Nicole Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:26:20 +0000 http://www.pawcurious.com/?p=2427#comment-3279 My mom used to know a lady who bred Chihuahuas--not a huge thing, just occasionally one of her two or three little girls would be allowed to have a litter. So there were a couple of nice little Chihuahua-sized pens in the backyard, with the ladies in one, and the lad in the other. Only one time she failed to notice lad's attentions towards one of those ladies. The neighbor's Rottweiler had no problems scaling that little Chihuahua-sized pen. Naturally this was pretty traumatic for the poor Chi, but miraculously she wasn't lethally injured (how?! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?! I still cannot figure this out; the physics are all wrong) and somehow, again miraculously, carried a litter of Rotthuahuas* to term. Ugliest. Dogs. Ever. Words fail me. They were so incredibly ugly. Sweet, though. * Alternate term, suggested by my mother as she told me this story: Chihuatties. My mom used to know a lady who bred Chihuahuas–not a huge thing, just occasionally one of her two or three little girls would be allowed to have a litter.

So there were a couple of nice little Chihuahua-sized pens in the backyard, with the ladies in one, and the lad in the other. Only one time she failed to notice lad’s attentions towards one of those ladies.

The neighbor’s Rottweiler had no problems scaling that little Chihuahua-sized pen.

Naturally this was pretty traumatic for the poor Chi, but miraculously she wasn’t lethally injured (how?! HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?! I still cannot figure this out; the physics are all wrong) and somehow, again miraculously, carried a litter of Rotthuahuas* to term.

Ugliest. Dogs. Ever. Words fail me. They were so incredibly ugly. Sweet, though.

* Alternate term, suggested by my mother as she told me this story: Chihuatties.

]]> By: Pikachu http://pawcurious.com/2010/01/not-quite-the-response-i-was-hoping-for/#comment-3273 Pikachu Fri, 08 Jan 2010 01:38:17 +0000 http://www.pawcurious.com/?p=2427#comment-3273 Oh My what a story so funny, I needed a laugh.. I had an issue many many many years ago with my Border Collie " Rusty" he managed to get tied with a female dog who had wandered into our yard, Me in my niavetie back then ( I was 10 ) thought they were hurting each other, after spraying them with the water hose , ( which didnt work ) LOL.... finally it was over. Phew...no one except me was none the worse for wear. It freaked me out until years later I realized what had happened. Guess I needed the birds and bees talk sooner LOLOL Oh My what a story so funny, I needed a laugh..
I had an issue many many many years ago with my Border Collie ” Rusty” he managed to get tied with a female dog who had wandered into our yard, Me in my niavetie back then ( I was 10 ) thought they were hurting each other, after spraying them with the water hose , ( which didnt work ) LOL…. finally it was over. Phew…no one except me was none the worse for wear. It freaked me out until years later I realized what had happened. Guess I needed the birds and bees talk sooner LOLOL

]]> By: Shannon http://pawcurious.com/2010/01/not-quite-the-response-i-was-hoping-for/#comment-3263 Shannon Thu, 07 Jan 2010 03:51:50 +0000 http://www.pawcurious.com/?p=2427#comment-3263 The Ed Hardy shirt should have tipped you off. Only overgrown frat boys wear that stuff. The Ed Hardy shirt should have tipped you off. Only overgrown frat boys wear that stuff.

]]> By: Ashley http://pawcurious.com/2010/01/not-quite-the-response-i-was-hoping-for/#comment-3257 Ashley Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:33:47 +0000 http://www.pawcurious.com/?p=2427#comment-3257 Oh.. my.. I seem to have caught a severe case of the giggles. Oh.. my.. I seem to have caught a severe case of the giggles.

]]> By: Kim http://pawcurious.com/2010/01/not-quite-the-response-i-was-hoping-for/#comment-3256 Kim Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:42:41 +0000 http://www.pawcurious.com/?p=2427#comment-3256 For me the issue wasn't the neighborhood dogs. It was their humans. Every crazy person that sees Piper wants her to breed with their dog because of her unusual markings. We had her spayed at 5 months. My husband's horrified face is awesome when they ask - it is as if they're asking us to be complicit in dog rape of our youngest daughter. As such, our roles would be reversed in the above scenario ;) For me the issue wasn’t the neighborhood dogs. It was their humans. Every crazy person that sees Piper wants her to breed with their dog because of her unusual markings. We had her spayed at 5 months. My husband’s horrified face is awesome when they ask – it is as if they’re asking us to be complicit in dog rape of our youngest daughter. As such, our roles would be reversed in the above scenario ;)

]]> By: Jamie http://pawcurious.com/2010/01/not-quite-the-response-i-was-hoping-for/#comment-3254 Jamie Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:57:43 +0000 http://www.pawcurious.com/?p=2427#comment-3254 Oh, Wow! hahahaha! I had Akira spayed as soon as I could. (and I was even given full AKC breeding rights to her) She was my first female dog and I was not about to have the neighborhood crazies come barking at my door when she was ready to go! I didn't care to deal with the bleeding part either. I have to deal with my own, that's enough. ;) Oh, Wow! hahahaha!

I had Akira spayed as soon as I could. (and I was even given full AKC breeding rights to her) She was my first female dog and I was not about to have the neighborhood crazies come barking at my door when she was ready to go! I didn’t care to deal with the bleeding part either. I have to deal with my own, that’s enough. ;)

]]> By: Chile http://pawcurious.com/2010/01/not-quite-the-response-i-was-hoping-for/#comment-3250 Chile Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:39:06 +0000 http://www.pawcurious.com/?p=2427#comment-3250 Oh my. Glad Corky is getting spayed. The dam of Blade got a surprise one morning from his sire. Unfortunately Lady freaked and tried to pull away and she ended up being temporarily paralyzed for about 4 months. Another reason I only want boy dogs. Oh my. Glad Corky is getting spayed.

The dam of Blade got a surprise one morning from his sire. Unfortunately Lady freaked and tried to pull away and she ended up being temporarily paralyzed for about 4 months.

Another reason I only want boy dogs.

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