The Ruffolution is here!

January 29, 2010- Stunning the digital media world and tech insiders alike, Apple today swiftly announced a new product right on the heels of the much discussed iPad.

Introducing the iPawd:

The best way to experience pet ownership, adoration, and companionship. Hands Down.

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By digitizing the household pet, we’ve streamlined the pet ownership process from start to finish.

An all-in-one experience

Surf the web. Check your e-mail. Take it for a walk. Whatever your day has in store, the iPawd is ready to go. In fact, if you don’t plug it in and start using it by 6 am it will start whining.

Unsurpassed portability

Unlike animalogue versions that can weigh over 100 pounds, the iPawd weighs in at a sleek 1.5 pounds. Heavy carriers are a thing of the past.

Versatility

With our wide selection of yApps available online, you can customize your iPawd to your specifications. Trying to impress the ladies? Check out the Puppy yApp. Going for a run? Download a sturdy protective Rottie yApp.

Convenience

Unlike traditional models that need to be taken to expensive vets, your iPawd can be serviced at any Apple store. If you decide you no longer want your iPawd, just turn it in at the store and we’ll adopt it out to a loving home.

Where to buy

The mall (prices vary from $600 – $3000 and susceptible to early breakdown)

a reputable iBreeder

adopt an iPawd in need of a home for $45

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  • Chile

    bwahhhh! I love it Jess!!

    But how does it interact with the real furry ones? And I’m gonna have a Rottie coup on my hands?

    • http://www.pawcurious.com Dr. V

      You do need to be careful as your iPawd can shock animalogue models if it feels threatened.

  • Lisa W

    And no messy yard clean-up! But do they make it in a cuddly furry version?

    • http://www.pawcurious.com Dr. V

      That will be out by the end of the year.

      • http://www.biscuitsbylambchop.com Annette Frey

        Or as soon as you have just purchased this one!

        • http://www.pawcurious.com Dr. V

          No kidding. That happened to me with the nano- 5 days after I bought it, the newer, better, CHEAPER one came out. I was sooooo mad.

  • http://www.calmingcollars.com Deb Mendez

    I’d adopt one! Would that make it “reFURbished”?

    • http://www.pawcurious.com Dr. V

      LOL very punny! ;)

      • http://www.biscuitsbylambchop.com Annette Frey

        ROGBOL!

  • http://dearprudie.wordpress.com Ashley

    Ah! Oh that made me giggle, and I needed a good hearty giggle today.

  • Megumi

    Ha! This is great!

  • http://www.vetwisdomcafe.com Tammy

    Super funny! Love it!!