Did you know Emmett’s original name was Seamus? He was a right red lad, that he was. And each day, Brody looks more and more like him. I wouldn’t have chosen that- in fact I was pretty clear I did NOT want that- but now that he’s here, I wouldn’t have it any other way.
And trust me, that little leprechaun is an Irish rogue through and through. So in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I will once again impose upon you with my bad poetry skills. Limericks, of course.
Remember, there is no such thing as a good limerick, ok? Be gentle.
Koa Go Bragh!
The lab who is happy and fed
Seldom needs to get up from her bed;
But don’t get yourself fooled,
If you grab at her food
She will jump up and chomp off your head.
I’ve Got Yer Rainbow Right Here, Lassie
There was a young Golden named Brody
Whose habits were awfully grody
He loved to eat wax
When his bowels relaxed
The results were a vivid Crayola-y.