Wheat Thin Theater: Pinocchio Faces Monstro


A scene from Pinocchio, starring Brody, Koa and a tasty Wheat Thin.

Upon returning home, Jiminy and Pinocchio find the workshop empty and soon learn from a letter by the Blue Fairy that Geppetto, while venturing out to sea to rescue Pinocchio from Pleasure Island, had been swallowed by a giant whale named Monstro.

Geppetto: Pinocchio! Where are you, my boy?


Geppetto: Uh oh.


Jiminy Cricket: Hey, where ya goin’?
Pinocchio: I’m going to find him!
Jiminy Cricket: But Pinocch, are you crazy? Don’t you realize he’s in a whale?
Pinocchio: I’ve *gotta* go to him!


Jiminy Cricket: Tie it good and tight now. And besides, it’s dangerous! Why, I…
Pinocchio: Good-bye, Jiminy.


Jiminy Cricket: Good-bye? I may be live bait down there, but I’m with ya!



Pinocchio: Hurry, Father, more wood!
Geppetto: But what’ll we sit on?
Pinocchio: We won’t need it. We’re getting out!
Geppetto: Getting out? But how?
Pinocchio: We’ll make him sneeze!
Geppetto: Make him sneeze? Oh, that will make him mad!




Picnik collage

AH CHOO!!!!!!!!!

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  • Problem with the last photo in the series?

    This is an awesome idea, BTW. 🙂

    • I think you and I are the only ones who think so! LOL At least I liked it. *Letterman voice* BOMB-O!

  • Wow, amazing action shots. Crackers in mid air!

  • Liz

    so cute!

  • Deanna

    HAHAHA, omg, Brody makes some really special faces, doesn’t he?? I know that glazed over ‘omg treat’ look all too well.. Hilarious!

  • Susan

    Good job, Dr. V. I nominate this sequence for an OBIE (Off-Broadway Theater Award! You wouldn’t mind a trip to NYC, would you? And I can hardly wait to see Brody and Koa on the red carpet!

    • Yaay! I’ll get a sequined collar for Koa. 🙂