Ironic Non Fashion Update with Prizes!

So the submissions I’ve gotten so far have been exceptional, but there are not enough yet to make a real contest. Many of you have written to me that you have dog socks and are therefore too chagrined to participate, to which I answer: I have THREE pairs of dog socks. It’s OK. Fashion is subjective, right? Unless it’s a dog fleece caftan. Those are the items I’m looking for. The worst of the worst.

So let’s sweeten the deal: To the finder of the next sequin dog vest, I offer you the choice of the following:

Fashion?

1. A Bissell Pet Hair Eraser hand vacuum. Would that it could erase the image of the bedazzled cat sweatshirt.

2. This Jurassic Party Clip. I don’t know how you found this, Hope! I’m so torn on which category this goes in. This would fit in on the Mervyn’s clearance rack just as well as on the pages of Anthropologie where it currently resides. It’s kind of horrible and kind of awesome all at the same time.

I’ll give you all ONE WEEK to troll the web for awesomeness. And in the meantime, reader Anne sent me a picture of her adorable hedgehog Billy-Rae Hog and his adorable mullet. I could think of no better model for the Jurassic clip than this little guy.

So perfect. Now I want both the clip and the hedgehog. Happy Friday everyone!

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