So what do you do when the surf is too dangerous to practice your surf technique?
Raise mayhem, of course.
Start by acting all sweet and cute.
Then, you take off.
Make sure you really tear the place up. You’re conspicuous enough in that hot pink rashguard, Mom won’t lose you.
Rub up on people. They like that.
As much as possible. After all, you are a Golden.
Because eventually, Mom will catch you. (Yes, that was a hardcore tackle.)
And she will leash you.
You will be sad.
But hopefully you can still chill in the water for a little bit, if you’re good.
And you will gloat.
Because you know your mom is powerless to your cuteness.
And it is a gorgeous Labor Day weekend.