Are you all ready for the concert of the year? I said, are you READY?!
Let’s get this party started with the one and only KOTY PURRY!
I know a place
Where the grass is green and cleaner
Dogs get to run
And they have lots of bones and water
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the dog park coast
One you’re running with us
You’ll be barking a ton- roh oh oh oh oh
California squirrels are so fun to chase
Furry, fierce- but I got all my shots!
West Coast represent- now put your paws up
Roh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!
(Hey, she’s eating her bracelets…maybe she needs a quick break. Send her backstage for the drum solo or something.)
What? What’s the commotion in the green room?
Oh, great. Who gave that guy a backstage pass?
Have you been hitting the flea meds again, Barkie Sheen? Don’t lie. You reek of Advantage.
You’re not even trying to hide it, are you? What? No, you’re not winning. Can someone call security?
Yeah, we’re gonna need backup. He’s screaming at the bouncer that he eats guys like him for lunch because he’s a warlock.
HEY! Did you eat my security guard?
Oh, there he is. But I think that Tabby Blood is scaring him away. Barkie, you really need to get out of here. No, it’s not funny.
By the way, your show stunk even before you left.