Time to party- we got sweet and sour here!

Are you all ready for the concert of the year? I said, are you READY?!

Let’s get this party started with the one and only KOTY PURRY!

I know a place

Where the grass is green and cleaner

Dogs get to run

And they have lots of bones and water


You could travel the world

But nothing comes close to the dog park coast

One you’re running with us

You’ll be barking a ton- roh oh oh oh oh

California squirrels are so fun to chase

Furry, fierce- but I got all my shots!

West Coast represent- now put your paws up

Roh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh!

(Hey, she’s eating her bracelets…maybe she needs a quick break. Send her backstage for the drum solo or something.)

What? What’s the commotion in the green room?

Oh, great. Who gave that guy a backstage pass?

Have you been hitting the flea meds again, Barkie Sheen? Don’t lie. You reek of Advantage.

You’re not even trying to hide it, are you? What? No, you’re not winning. Can someone call security?

Yeah, we’re gonna need backup. He’s screaming at the bouncer that he eats guys like him for lunch because he’s a warlock.

HEY! Did you eat my security guard?

Oh, there he is. But I think that Tabby Blood is scaring him away. Barkie, you really need to get out of here. No, it’s not funny.

By the way, your show stunk even before you left.

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  • Heather

    love it!!

  • ROFLMAO!! How did you get that wig to stay on Brody’s head? And Koa is perfect!

    • Sheer luck. It was just balanced like a bad toupee.

  • Deb

    Wonderful! Even Apollo got in the act!

    • Total unexpected bonus.

  • this. is. hysterical!

  • Anonymous

    Love it!!

  • Lisa W

    Hilarious! (Though I confess that I sort of expected them to be dressed as chimps…)

    • I was thinking laboceros and Goldenbeast but I ran out of time.

  • As a huge fan of both punny pet names and dog song parodies, I love this post. Major props. ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Anonymous

    LOVE this! ๐Ÿ™‚ I am amazed that you got Koa to hold still for pics with all that candy hanging around. What a good girl she is! And Barkie Sheen is hilarious! I am so glad that Apollo made an appearance too. I’ve missed seeing those three sweet faces lately! Happy Halloween to the whole “V” clan!

    • About halfway through she realized she was wearing candy and started noshing on her bracelets. ๐Ÿ˜€

  • monica

    This is so funny!!!

  • Absolutely hilarious and adorable! And yes, that show did indeed stink…still does. ๐Ÿ™‚ Great job and thank you for the early morning smiles!

  • Amy

    Koa you look mah-vah-lous, and darlink, have you lost more weight? Broster, I loved your show, no matter what the moderator said. You will always be my bad boy. That’s right, Apollo, keep everything under control. It takes a cool tough guy to keep everything rolling. Happy Halloween from the snowy east coast. (Fortunately my town had trick or treat Friday night, so the little ones will not have to brave our 10 inches and no power.) Amy

    • Oh goodness, stay warm and safe!

  • Tamara

    So, so funny…and awesome! I suspect Howl-o-ween is a blast at your house ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Sue W.

    Sorry, Barkie Sheen, but I be enjoying staring at Ashton now, even if he IS playing the same character as he did in “That 70’s Show”. Still, you are looking cooler now than you ever did before!

  • Oh my gosh – those are too cute!

  • Doggy Dessert Chef

    Tabby Blood! I love it.

  • Cathey

    You rock, Dr. V – err, well, actually THEY ROCK!! Another great Halloween from Pawcurious – Thanks much, Dr. V!!