I just couldn’t bring myself to do yet another “Holiday Safety Tips” post. You all know the drill.
- lots of dogs run away so mind the fireworks and check their tags
- Keep them cool
- Mind the leftover food
Oh, say can you see by the dawn’s early light
What I proudly inhaled, at the twilight’s last gleaming?
Whose loud burps and gross farts, through the perilous night
O’er the headboard I watched as away you were leaning
And my stony red glare, gas erupting in air,
Gave proof through the night that your hot dog’s not there.
Oh pray that my owner has grilled meat to save.
And he leaves it on the deck to be snatched by the brave!
Have a safe and happy holiday! And mind the meat!