Those ornaments we were hanging on the lobby Christmas tree were glass. I really did think they were plastic.
I am so very grateful to Brody for smashing one on the ground and sampling its shardy goodness on behalf of dogs everywhere, so we knew in advance before unleashing them on the general public. Way to take one for the team there Brode.
I’m even more grateful to the tech who heard the ornament shatter and tackled him, sticking her hand down his throat to sweep out any offending bits before I even realized what was going on.
It’s like having a human toddler, except worse.