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You are here: Home / Daily Life / Grand Theft Karto

Grand Theft Karto

June 27, 2011 by Dr. V

It was a beautiful, sunny weekend here in SoCal, which means one thing: the kids and the pets spend the entire time marinating in the pool.

I prefer sitting in the shade, trying unsuccessfully to keep wet Brody from shaking off all over me. Mild mannered Dr. V, benignly watching over the family as they take in the sunshine.

No one would suspect me of having more sinister intentions.

Such as go-kart theft.

What can I say? We got my son one for his birthday and I thought it looked like fun. I had to wait until he was distracted by the pool to get a turn, though.

And that baby can haul, I tell you. It was a ton of fun.

Until the fuzz showed up.

Uh oh. Busted going over the backyard speed limit.

Ma’am, can I see your license? What, you don’t have it on you?

Do you even have plates on this thing?

Whatcha got in that glove compartment, huh? Catnip? Ma’am, I think you’re going to need to step out of the cart.

You smell like Dos Equiis, ma’am. Have you been drinking? No?

Let’s see what you have on the passenger side, ma’am. Mm hmm. I’m going to need some backup here.

That’s right lady, the Black Shadow is my partner. You’re not going anywhere. I’m going to have to take you in….What’s that, Black Shadow? She’s the Food Bowl Lady?

….

Aww, I’m just messing with ya! Ha! See you later lady! You’re not going to hold this against me tonight, right?

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Filed Under: Daily Life Tagged With: Brody, goofing off

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  1. Deb Mendez says

    June 27, 2011 at 3:44 am

    What a great way to start my Monday morning! Thank you for the belly laughs!

  2. Lisa W says

    June 27, 2011 at 5:04 am

    So cute!!! Thanks for the giggle!

  3. Ivy says

    June 27, 2011 at 5:58 am

    Very cute!

  4. the 7msn ranch says

    June 27, 2011 at 6:02 am

    A girl and her dog, it’s a beautiful thing.

  5. Mary says

    June 27, 2011 at 7:18 am

    Hehe, the fuzz. Love it.

  6. Cathey says

    June 27, 2011 at 8:02 am

    How fun! And the fuzz were after all only doing their job!

  7. Kari says

    June 27, 2011 at 8:21 am

    You could make the most awesome Halloween costumes out of this. The kids could be Mario and Peach, you could pick someone to be, B could be Bowser, and the dogs could be different-colored shells!! 😀

    • Dr. V says

      June 27, 2011 at 11:24 pm

      That is 15 flavors of hysterical!

  8. Annette Frey says

    June 27, 2011 at 8:23 am

    So much fun!

  9. Julie says

    June 27, 2011 at 8:33 am

    Ha ha, so cute! That go-cart sure looks like fun!

  10. Michelle says

    June 27, 2011 at 8:43 am

    Soooo cute! Was he concerned about you or just jealous cause he wanted a car ride?

  11. Bibi says

    June 27, 2011 at 8:49 am

    Absolutely adorable ! Love the sinister curled lip on that cop 🙂

  12. Jamie says

    June 27, 2011 at 9:02 am

    haha. I love “The Fuzz!”

  13. Kellee says

    June 27, 2011 at 9:14 am

    Super cute, love it. Love your T shirt too, I ordered one myself!

  14. Amy says

    June 27, 2011 at 9:55 am

    I think he just wanted a ride and to join in your fun. Goldens are great for joining in, and he just didn’t know how — but hoped you’d find a way! What better way to get wind in the ears but on a go-cart.

  15. Tonya says

    June 27, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Awesomeness! 🙂 Thanks for sharing your fun with us!

  16. Tamara says

    June 27, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    ROFL!!!!! I love it! The pictures are great and tell the story, and your captions are perfect :o)

  17. Kolchak & Jodi says

    June 27, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    This post cracked me up!

  18. Pup Fan says

    June 28, 2011 at 8:25 am

    Hilarious… loving this sequence of photos. Those are some fine cops you have there!

  19. Kim says

    June 28, 2011 at 4:55 pm

    Black Shadow is quite the detective :p

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