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Bad Haiku Friday

October 21, 2011 by Dr. V

Minnesota flight

Touched down 11 pm

Barely made it home.

 

Talked to many vets

Dr V humor for sure

An acquired taste

 

Chimpanzee pictures

Illustrate key components

Of Facebook success

 

For we are all chimps

Funny, nasty, kind and cruel

And want to be loved.

 

Vets perhaps confused

But get the “warm fuzzy thing”

‘Be Marty Becker.’

 

Strangely not nervous

Though 300 people stare

They liked the chimp pics.

 

Will be back to posting in complete sentences after the weekend. Bonus points if you respond to this post in haiku format. 🙂

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Filed Under: Daily Life Tagged With: bad poetry, chimps, haiku

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  1. Sue W. says

    October 21, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    Challenge: write haiku
    Wikipedia consult
    Now too tired to try

  2. Susan Shields Montgomery says

    October 21, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    Vetpanzee tease post
    Photos, Stories – promises
    The wait is too cruel

  3. Tamara says

    October 21, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    Everything is better with chimp photos! I’m sure they’re just wondering how they can possibly do it all, like you do 🙂

  4. egoebelbecker says

    October 21, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    tsst tsst tsst tsst tsst
    It is not working at all!
    Need to catch the reruns

  5. Tamara says

    October 21, 2011 at 4:59 pm

    You are awesome, Dr. V
    Don’t let anyone
    tell you different-a-ly!

    (that extra ‘a’ was added just for the syllable…heeheheheheheh!)

  6. Karen says

    October 21, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    Off to Girl Scout Camp
    Chimp behavior near certain
    Girls or moms or both.

    • Dr. V says

      October 21, 2011 at 7:50 pm

      Remember this if nothing else: if you get charged, hold your ground.

  7. Laura in KY says

    October 21, 2011 at 9:00 pm

    No public speaking for me
    Frightens me to death
    Hide behind typed words instead

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