I decided to forego the standard title and just concede that I can't do a wordless post. There's just too much to explain, always. In this case, this is what happens when you have a punch-drunk team of veterinary volunteers under the influence of malarone, equatorial heat, and a little too much free time while waiting for the real surgeries to get checked in. Welsh volunteers Luke Marriot and Katherine Mock, two intrepid and extremely thoughtful explorers who stopped in to the Amazon Cares ... Read more »
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The Tube of Awesome
After 5 days back in the comforts of home, I've become mildly alarmed at the state of my arms. I thought my various bites and lesions would be resolved within a few days, but here we are Friday and I still look like I have chicken pox. Yes, it's better, but it's still enough for me to get the stink eye if I don't cover up when I go outside. They're getting better, no doubt, and within another week or two I'm sure I'll be back to normal- but I'm over wearing long sleeves and pants. It's in the ... Read more »
The Hairy Hambone in: GUILTY!
By now I'm assuming many of you have seen Denver the Guilty dog. If not, it's worth it. The behaviorists will tell you, over and over again: Stop anthropomorphizing your pets. They do not feel shame or guilt. I don't know about that. For all the protesting that dogs forget what naughty things they did 5 seconds after committing the crime, that these intelligent beings simply disavow all knowledge and memory of their actions and are merely responding to our own disapproval, I know of way ... Read more »
Bayers of the Lost Bark
My front yard is currently in a tremendous state of disrepair, due to a nasty trio of invasive ficus trees, an endangered water main and a threatening note from the homeowners association about the one brick that was out of place. It looked a bit like an archaeologic dig once the landscaper went after it with a mini excavator. Hey, that almost reminds me of something..... da da da da, da da dum.... ... Read more »
And finally…on the twelfth day of Petmas
My heart pup gave to meeeeeee: Twelve Homemade Goodies! 11 Fuzzy Bellies 10 Bones for Chewin' 9 kitties hiding 8 Lights A-Glowing 7 screaming squirrels 6 cats a-playing 5 chewed up things 4 Strings of Lights 3 Puppy Loves 2 Playful Hounds And a dog having antler envy! The software I used to make the slideshow last year no longer lets you put in music, so I couldn't re-use my very favorite John Denver 12 Days of Christmas soundtrack, alas. No matter! I'll do it a cappella! ... Read more »
On the twelfth day of Petmas (am)
My brace gave to me: TWELVE DUCK FEET DANCING 11 Poopers Pooping 10 Awesome Accessories 9 puppy pillows 8 Mouths A-Mooching 7 pairs of flip-flops 6 Spoos A-Playing Five Bells that Ring 4 Decked out Pets 3 Posed Poms 2 Squeaker Toys And a wreath on the head of Moosie! ... Read more »
On the eleventh day of Petmas (pm)
My cuddlebugs gave to me: 11 Fuzzy Bellies 10 Bones for Chewin' 9 kitties hiding 8 Lights A-Glowing 7 screaming squirrels 6 cats a-playing 5 chewed up things 4 Strings of Lights 3 Puppy Loves 2 Playful Hounds And a dog having antler envy! ... Read more »
On the eleventh day of Petmas (am)
My sweethearts gave to me: 11 Poopers Pooping 10 Awesome Accessories 9 puppy pillows 8 Mouths A-Mooching 7 pairs of flip-flops 6 Spoos A-Playing Five Bells that Ring 4 Decked out Pets 3 Posed Poms 2 Squeaker Toys And a wreath on the head of Moosie! (This is the first 12 Days Photo to ever require a modesty patch! LOL!) ... Read more »
On the tenth day of Petmas (pm)
My sweet pup gave to me: Ten Bones for Chewin' 9 kitties hiding 8 Lights A-Glowing 7 screaming squirrels 6 cats a-playing 5 chewed up things 4 Strings of Lights 3 Puppy Loves 2 Playful Hounds And a dog having antler envy! ... Read more »
On the tenth day of Petmas (am)
My puppy gave to me: Ten Awesome Accessories 9 puppy pillows 8 Mouths A-Mooching 7 pairs of flip-flops 6 Spoos A-Playing Five Bells that Ring 4 Decked out Pets 3 Posed Poms 2 Squeaker Toys And a wreath on the head of Moosie! ... Read more »
On the ninth day of Petmas (pm)
My kitty gave to me: 9 Kitties Hiding 8 Lights A-Glowing 7 screaming squirrels 6 cats a-playing 5 chewed up things 4 Strings of Lights 3 Puppy Loves Two Playful Hounds And a dog having antler envy! ... Read more »
On the ninth day of Petmas (am)
My puppy gave to me: Nine Puppy Pillows Eight Mouths A-Mooching 7 pairs of flip-flops 6 Spoos A-Playing Five Bells that Ring 4 Decked out Pets 3 Posed Poms 2 Squeaker Toys And a wreath on the head of Moosie! ... Read more »
On the eighth day of Petukkah
My puppy gave to me: Eight Lights A-Glowing 7 screaming squirrels 6 cats a-playing 5 chewed up things 4 Strings of Lights 3 Puppy Loves Two Playful Hounds And a dog having antler envy! ... Read more »
On the eighth day of Petmas (am)
My menagerie gave to me: Eight Mouths A-Mooching 7 pairs of flip-flops 6 Spoos A-Playing Five Bells that Ring 4 Decked out Pets 3 Posed Poms 2 Squeaker Toys And a wreath on the head of Moosie! I am so pleased to have such a diverse group singing this year! ... Read more »
On the seventh day of Petmas (pm)
On the seventh day of Petmas, my rescue pup gave to me: 7 Screaming Squirrels 6 cats a-playing 5 chewed up things 4 Strings of Lights 3 Puppy Loves Two Playful Hounds And a dog having antler envy! ... Read more »
On the Seventh Day of Petmas (am)
My kitty gave to me: 7 Pairs of Flip Flops! 6 Spoos A-Playing Five Bells that Ring 4 Decked out Pets 3 Posed Poms 2 Squeaker Toys And a wreath on the head of Moosie! (As you can tell, our number seven lives in a fairly tropical clime. :) ) ... Read more »
On the sixth day of Petmas (pm)
My kitties gave to me: Six cats a-playing 5 chewed up things 4 Strings of Lights 3 Puppy Loves Two Playful Hounds And a dog having antler envy! ... Read more »
On the sixth day of Petmas (am)
My poodle gave to me: Six Spoos A-Playing Five Bells that Ring 4 Decked out Pets 3 Posed Poms 2 Squeaker Toys And a wreath on the head of Moosie! ... Read more »