Conversation my receptionist had this afternoon with a caller:
“Oh, hi, um, well, I think my dogs had, um, sex…”
“And, um, well, they’re…sticky. Is that normal?”
“Um, sure. They can get sticky, I suppose.”
“Well, my wife says they are really sticky….hold on a minute…what, Gerturde?” talking in deep Eastern European accent “She says the dog’s entire back is really sticky. Like sap.”
“Well, sir, honestly, I’m not entirely sure what to think about that. Would you like to bring them in for an examination?”
“No, I was just wondering if it was normal.”
I don’t know about you all, but I’ve never considered post coital sap covering one’s back-regardless of species- as normal. I’ve spent all day trying to figure out exactly what was going on in that house, but after 5 minutes my head started to hurt so I gave up.