Officer, we’ve had reports of a serious crime at the home of Dr V. while she was out on vacation.
Our forensics expert is examining the victim, one wooden toybox.
It’s gruesome. I’ve seen a lot in my years, but this one still unnerved me. How could anyone do this to a poor defenseless box?
Make sure the kiddos aren’t looking over your shoulder.
Dear God! Can someone cover this with a sheet?
We’ve nabbed the perp, a cocky little guy who seems to think we got nothin’ on him. The owner of the house swears he broke in and usurped the place of her sweet puppy Brody, who she insists is much smaller than this beast. Plus this guy has all his adult teeth, and the dog she left only had 2. Something fishy is going on for sure.
When confronted with the overwhelming evidence, the perp gave in.
Book ’em, Danno.