I ate cat litter.
It was gross but not too bad.
Please donate money.
My dog is patient.
No fun during blogathon
I owe him a walk.
I sometimes worry
This is unprofessional
But then say “Oh well.”
Blogging: lots of work
Though I’d still pick it each time
Over anal glands.
TaxiLab says
definitely better than anal glands! yuck-o-rama!!
Dr. Laci says
Anal glands are totally not worth the money!
Vicky says
Love how you saved the best for last.
Ashley says
Totally stealing the last as my new facebook status, with the proper credit of course ๐