5 am: Rise and Shine! There’s a balloon in the living room I need to bark at!
7 am: Seriously, these people are lagging. GET UP! GEEEEET UP! I will BREATHE HEAVILY IN YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU WAKE UP AND FEED ME
8 am: The neighbors are moving away?? This is distressing. I really really like talking to their 2 labradors every morning at 6. Oh well, better go stare at the movers and growl out the window.
8:30: food food food yaay it’s food food food
10 am: What is this birthday party nonsense they keep talking about? Whatever it is, I don’t like it. Maybe if I steal this ribbon that looks like it’s supposed to go on that package and run around a bit they won’t be able to go.
10:15: dang.
1 pm: Walk? Did someone say WALK? walkwalkwalkwalkwalk I love to walkwalkwalkwalk Oh no- that Gentle Leader thing? *sigh* Fine, I guess I will have to behave.
2 pm: Drink a gallon of water. Snooze.
4 pm: Koa and I have discovered the one with the long hair doesn’t know how to grill properly. If Koa distracts her while she’s holding the hot dog just so, and I “accidentally” bump her in the back of the knees, down it goes onto the ground and into my gullet. Ha! Managed to get her twice!
4:15: Banished to the kitchen until grilling done. Rats.
5 pm: Caught the cat sneaking a sip of a mojito. He must be punished. I will chase him two laps around the living room, one for each lick.
5:30 pm: foodfoodfoodfood Can I get some foodfoodfoodfoodfood Will spin for foodfoodfood
6 pm: Eat a marker, just because. Bark at the balloon some more, but just kind of half-heartedly.
7 pm: 7 already? Time to drop a slobbery tennis ball on the guy’s lap. He loves that game.
9 pm: Another successful day! Time to crash, snoring loudly the entire time.
<3 my Brody stories!!!
Sounds like a perfect day!
eat, play, sleep. Yup, you got all the bases covered!
Ha .. my Lucy is always very excited about the walk until the gentle leader comes out too :).
Sounds like a day in Clyde’s life. 🙂 If the sun is up, so is Clyde!
Hi Y’all!
The bark, bark, bark…the humans just don’t understand! They yak, yak, yak…how else do we get attention but follow their example?
Brody, bring the blond’s bedroom slippers and stuff them into bed in her face in the AM. It makes it easier for her to get up! Works every time!
Y’all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog