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You are here: Home / Daily Life / Musings / How I learned what kind of dog I am

How I learned what kind of dog I am

March 28, 2012 by Dr. V

Like many pet lovers, I waste a lot of time asking myself the question, if I were an animal, what would I be? It’s really not as easy a question to answer as one might think. The obvious first answer, of course, is to look to which kinds of animals you own. There’s certainly a correlation there, as anyone who has spent time looking at a veterinary exam room can attest to. The short, squat bulldog owners. The wiry, nervous bird owners. The little wrinkly elderly with the little wrinkly pugs.

And while these clues can give you some insight into the owner, just because you’re drawn to a certain animal doesn’t mean you necessarily relate to them. For example, despite the fact that I love Golden retrievers, I would never characterize myself as one. They are gregarious and I am shy. They love water and I love land. They bond to anyone, I pick one or two besties. I look back on the dogs I have had in the past- a Lhasa-ish mutt, a coonhound, Goldens- all very different but none that really, I think embody “me as a pet.”

Though I’ve always identified myself as more of a dog person, I thought to myself, maybe I am a cat. I do like to lie around on the couch. I think I could probably be described as devious. But oh, how I despise fish. And I’ve never nursed thoughts of world domination. I’m not particularly fastidious. So I don’t know. My instinct tells me I am not really a cat either.

toothelsscatSo how do you figure out what sort of pet might truly represent you? How do you even answer that without having to look deep into yourself and see what truly lies within? The true test of one’s mettle is not how you go through life in times of happiness and content, but in times of stress and adversity. And you know, there’s nothing like an impromptu family reunion under adverse circumstances to give you just the sort of crucible you need for that particular science experiment.

How do cats react to stress? By retreating. By displays of aggression, claws, and teeth. By refusing to eat, and hiding under the bed. Clearly I am not a cat.

Dogs? Depends on the dog. It runs the gamut, of course, from fear aggression to an overly needy display of attachment to constipation or colitis.

And how have I spent the last week while revisiting my youth, mourning the passage of an integral part of my life, and being confronted with the miasma of expectations met and unmet? How do I respond when thrown back into the old dusty air of faces from the past, small towns long ago abandoned, and places as alien as they are familiar?

I’d like to say I surrounded my family like a cashmere blanket, taking care of them in their sadness, reassuring them that all was going to be OK, providing a hug or shoulder at just the right moment, listening patiently and kindly. That is what a Golden would do.

Short of that, perhaps simply presenting an appropriately mournful face, staring sadly at the wall with big eyes while being neither interactive nor hiding. That is what my coonhound would do.

Or maybe I’d be the cheerful prankster, choking down my own sadness in order to provide a laugh at just the right time with a totally inappropriate ribald joke (which, I just learned this week, was my grandmother’s forte. My GRANDMOTHER. Who knew.) That is what the Lhasa would do, though she’d also be fine with peeing in someone’s shoes, which despite the occasional temptation is not something I aspire to.

Today, we took a morning tour of all four grandparents’ grave sites to say a few last words, which is always hard for me because I feel so WEIRD about walking over other people’s graves in order to get there, and then I start thinking about claustrophobia, or get sad because there is an old rundown headstone with brown flowers on the other side of the hill, and then my dad says he wants to be Krispy Kremed and scattered in the ocean instead of stuck in a box in the ground and it really just goes downhill from there.

We get back in the car, and we go for a drive. We make some stops at places that figured prominently in my youth- Mrs. Nelson’s candy house for fudge, Shaw Farms for ice cream, where I scarfed down an ice cream cone despite the fact that it was 28 degrees out, then Jimmy’s pizza for greasy slices of awesomeness. Back at my aunt’s, she sets down a bowl of chips, a plate full of Whoopie pies and a few bottles of wine, which also disappear, offerings to the patron saint of emotional overeating, whose name escapes me at the moment but presence is felt far and wide in the greater New England area.

I say nothing insightful, as I’m too busy stuffing my face. I wander aimlessly from room to room, poking at cookies, pouring more coffee, and nodding blankly as people I don’t know tell me stories about other people I don’t know. “Your grandfather was such a sweet man,” says one woman. I stare at her. “No he wasn’t,” I said. “He was loving and hard working and tough but I don’t think anyone ever described him as sweet.” She looks at me. “Oh, I meant your grandmother,” she mumbled, then nabbed a cream horn and beat a hasty retreat. My uncle laughs, and offers to pour some brandy into my coffee.

I ate more calories in the last 24 hours than I have the past 7 days combined, all of it totally awful and not a kale chip in sight. Oh, and don’t even get me started on the whole Dunkin Donuts thing. It’s been bad. My response to stress, apparently, is to erect an impenetrable fortress out of trans fats.

Did I mention Koa has a new trick to assuage her separation anxiety? She started this two months ago. If I don’t remember to shut the doors before I leave, she runs into the pantry. She shuts the door with her rear end so Brody can’t get in behind her, then eats everything in sight, up to and including pulling Capri Suns out of the box one by one, puncturing them with her teeth, and slurping them up. She falls into a food coma and sinks quietly to the pantry floor, sticky and crumb-covered, until someone rescues her.

Well, now we know what I am, at least. I’m a big lumbering lab. Case closed.

Has anyone else figured out what kind of animal they are?

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  1. Sue W. says

    March 28, 2012 at 3:37 am

    I’m not sure what kind of animal I am – one that keeps going and going, that can’t seem to give up, yet complains and moans and groans the entire time. Probably some kind of warthog. But I aspire to be your uncle:

    “My uncle laughs, and offers to pour some brandy into my coffee.”

    • Dr. V says

      March 28, 2012 at 7:44 pm

      He’s a cool dude. I love my uncle.

  2. Michelle C. says

    March 28, 2012 at 3:59 am

    Hmmm, that’s a good one. I’d say normally I’m like a Pomerainian, anxious when not in my familiar surroundings, only really caring for my few close friends and family (that is how my Pom was anyway). But during a time of crisis I’m more like a Golden, offering a shoulder and place to cry and talk without judgment or expectations. So, I guess I’m a mutt. πŸ˜‰

    I love the bit about Koa and how she has the smarts to close the pantry door behind her. Oh, I admit it, I just love Koa. LOL

    • Dr. V says

      March 28, 2012 at 7:46 pm

      There you go. A Golderanian. πŸ˜€

  3. Anonymous says

    March 28, 2012 at 5:39 am

    You can guess it before I even say it. There’s a reason I’m drawn to Rottweilers. Fiercely loyal to those that I love, stubborn, er I mean strong-willed, can be territorial at times, prankster, confident, loves water, wants to cuddle up next to the one I love and burrow.

    How true is this?? πŸ™‚
    “A Rottweiler has a calm stare, that’s really effective at telling people to ‘back-off.'”

    Yeah I’m totally a Rotten Rottie.

    • Dr. V says

      March 28, 2012 at 7:46 pm

      So, so not surprised there. lol

  4. Caroline says

    March 28, 2012 at 8:00 am

    The image of Koa pushing the door shut with her furry butt and eating herself into oblivion cracked me up. I think I’m a lab too.

    • Dr. V says

      March 28, 2012 at 7:46 pm

      The first time she did it I thought it was an accident and felt bad for her. But after that, not so much.

  5. Amber Pye says

    March 28, 2012 at 9:11 am

    I know I’m a Pom =) I’m sweet, personable, tiny, adorable, and demanding of All The Things. I’m a lot like Peach- or maybe she’s like me, since I came first- in that I love meeting new people, but I want them at arm’s length… Just in case I need to beat a retreat because I said something socially-inept.

    If pets resemble their people, we have it down pat. I just happen to be a Pom, as well.

    • Dr. V says

      March 28, 2012 at 7:47 pm

      Perfect! Love it!

  6. Rose D. says

    March 28, 2012 at 10:37 am

    Probably a cat. I’m loving to my family, but more apt to hide or fight when I get stressed or scared. And I can sleep 20 hours a day if allowed.

    • Dr. V says

      March 28, 2012 at 7:47 pm

      That sounds pretty cat-ish to me. πŸ˜‰

  7. LB says

    March 28, 2012 at 10:49 am

    I am a cat person. Or so the Purina Cat Chow commercial makes me think. I wish they would do one for the other part of me that says I am a dog person.

    Stress makes me angry, aggressive and sometimes I want to retreat and not eat. I guess I am more cat than dog. Don’t tell my poor loving dog though.

    • Dr. V says

      March 28, 2012 at 7:45 pm

      ha! Very cat-like.

  8. Cathey says

    March 28, 2012 at 1:56 pm

    Love it! The only thing I want to know is what kind of a dog is your uncle, because I think he actually had the best idea (besides the Whoopie pies, that is). And your grandmother? How do you think she lived so long with your grandfather! My father-in-law once once told my mother-in-law “you don’t have a sense of humor.” She came back with “Yes, I do. I married you didn’t I?!” You get old by laughing in the best of times and the worst of times, and by knowing that sometimes, those are the SAME times. My best to you and yours, Dr. V – God bless you all!

    • Dr. V says

      March 28, 2012 at 7:44 pm

      I see him as a Basset. And so, so true about my grandmother. She was the counterweight, for sure.

  9. Emilie1 says

    March 30, 2012 at 7:45 am

    Hey, who are you calling short and squat?!? Oh, wait, yeah that’s me.

    I just realized that I am a dog person, but a cat personality. I am a loner and like nothing better than having a nap in the sunshine. And when stressed everyone had better keep their distance!

  10. Dr. Sarah says

    April 5, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    I think I must be a lab, too. I even have a lipoma.

  11. Dreamscribbler says

    April 19, 2012 at 10:20 am

    I am definitely a cattle dog. Highly food motivated, extremely resilient, enjoys the outdoors and farming, goofy in private settings and dignified in public, selective of my friends, and a little bit of a workaholic (but not as much as a Border Collie!)

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