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Gaming the system

March 18, 2013 by Dr. V

Raising kids is a lot like raising dogs. There’s a lot of responsibility, a lot of poop, ridiculous amounts of cleaning, and no small amount of frustration. Regardless, the benefits far outweigh the costs, and with a little consistency and training, it’s all good. Training being the key component.

My son likes Legos and chihuahuas, two things I kind of like but wouldn’t really say are my “thing”. He is his own kid. I realized he was fascinated with mechanical devices more than biological creatures, so I built enough mystique around the Keurig: “oh no, it’s MUCH TOO HARD for a kid to work” etc etc until he insisted- insisted!- that I teach him how to use it, and now he delivers me coffee every morning.

My daughter likes Barbies and Golden retrievers, which, for those of you who know me, you will know must be genetic. So when she came home with an assignment to “write a presentation on the ‘How To’ topic of your choice,” she announced she wanted to do it about dogs.

“What are you going to instruct your class in?” I asked.

“How to groom a dog,” she said.

So she sat down and typed up her outline. “Get the dog wet, shampoo the dog, dry the dog” and so on and so forth.

I looked at the presentation software they were supposed to use.

“Did you know you can put pictures in here?” I asked.

“No,” she said. “That wasn’t part of the assignment.”

“But you want to go ABOVE and BEYOND, right?” I asked. “I mean, you want to knock this out of the park! Right?”

“Oh!” she said. “I do. Absolutely.” She paused. “But I don’t have any pictures of me grooming Brody.”

I paused, looked at the ceiling as if deep in thought, and then said, well, if this is really important to you, I bet I could find a camera.

And that is how I conned my kid into not only washing Brody, but blow drying him, brushing him out, cleaning up, and thanking me for the opportunity.

Maybe I can pay the teacher off to repeat this assignment once a month through the end of the school year. 🙂

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Filed Under: Daily Life, Mother of the Year Tagged With: bad mommy, Brody, kids

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  1. Cathey says

    March 18, 2013 at 4:23 am

    As Bill Cosby once said, “Oh, we parents, we are dumb, but we are NOT so dumb!”

  2. Sue W. says

    March 18, 2013 at 5:53 am

    Kudos on the con job! It takes a village to raise a child…or a dog.

  3. Sherry in MT says

    March 18, 2013 at 7:33 am

    Love your “bad mommy” tag. Evil one you are but still….brilliant!!! 🙂

  4. JaneK says

    March 18, 2013 at 7:41 am

    Hahaha!

  5. monica says

    March 18, 2013 at 8:00 am

    Wow! Coffee and a clean dog!! So awesome!!

  6. Susan says

    March 18, 2013 at 8:08 am

    HAHAHA! This is awesome! And now you have happy kids AND a clean dog!

  7. carolinegolon says

    March 18, 2013 at 8:13 am

    Nice! And….a great blog post with cute photo to boot!

  8. Lisa W says

    March 18, 2013 at 10:02 am

    Awesome! And we get a Brody picto make us smile on a Monday. Definitely win-win!

  9. Stephen Hauer says

    March 19, 2013 at 11:32 am

    A Good Groomer is worth their Weight in Gold !

  10. Adventureweiner says

    March 23, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    Ha, ha. You are too funny. A quick thinker too 🙂

  11. KolchakPuggle says

    March 24, 2013 at 12:06 am

    Golf clap for Dr. V. I’m impressed. VERY IMPRESSED. Perhaps the next presentation could be about how to groom an unruly puggle who hates water?

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