The puppy got in trouble chasing Cat around the house.
so off we went to take a walk to let the kitty grouse.
With collar on and leash attached full time for him to drag
With lesson learned I set aside my stylish new poop bag.
We stole a drink-or two- or three- from sprinklers on the corner;
A busybody lady glared at me but we ignored her.
And for the coup de grace we stopped at Old Man Johnson’s yard;
His pride and joy and us’lly manned with full time armored guard-
‘Twas Emmett’s favorite place to stop for leisurely latrine,
He somehow always snuck a quiet poop in there unseen.
And guided thus by wagging angels woofing in the clouds,
Dear Brody stopped to honor him and make old Emmett proud.