January 29, 2010– Stunning the digital media world and tech insiders alike, Apple today swiftly announced a new product right on the heels of the much discussed iPad.
Introducing the iPawd:
The best way to experience pet ownership, adoration, and companionship. Hands Down.
By digitizing the household pet, we’ve streamlined the pet ownership process from start to finish.
An all-in-one experience
Surf the web. Check your e-mail. Take it for a walk. Whatever your day has in store, the iPawd is ready to go. In fact, if you don’t plug it in and start using it by 6 am it will start whining.
Unlike animalogue versions that can weigh over 100 pounds, the iPawd weighs in at a sleek 1.5 pounds. Heavy carriers are a thing of the past.
With our wide selection of yApps available online, you can customize your iPawd to your specifications. Trying to impress the ladies? Check out the Puppy yApp. Going for a run? Download a sturdy protective Rottie yApp.
Unlike traditional models that need to be taken to expensive vets, your iPawd can be serviced at any Apple store. If you decide you no longer want your iPawd, just turn it in at the store and we’ll adopt it out to a loving home.
Where to buy
The mall (prices vary from $600 – $3000 and susceptible to early breakdown)
a reputable iBreeder
adopt an iPawd in need of a home for $45