January 29, 2010– Stunning the digital media world and tech insiders alike, Apple today swiftly announced a new product right on the heels of the much discussed iPad.
Introducing the iPawd:
The best way to experience pet ownership, adoration, and companionship. Hands Down.
Ingenuity
By digitizing the household pet, we’ve streamlined the pet ownership process from start to finish.
An all-in-one experience
Surf the web. Check your e-mail. Take it for a walk. Whatever your day has in store, the iPawd is ready to go. In fact, if you don’t plug it in and start using it by 6 am it will start whining.
Unsurpassed portability
Unlike animalogue versions that can weigh over 100 pounds, the iPawd weighs in at a sleek 1.5 pounds. Heavy carriers are a thing of the past.
Versatility
With our wide selection of yApps available online, you can customize your iPawd to your specifications. Trying to impress the ladies? Check out the Puppy yApp. Going for a run? Download a sturdy protective Rottie yApp.
Convenience
Unlike traditional models that need to be taken to expensive vets, your iPawd can be serviced at any Apple store. If you decide you no longer want your iPawd, just turn it in at the store and we’ll adopt it out to a loving home.
Where to buy
The mall (prices vary from $600 – $3000 and susceptible to early breakdown)
a reputable iBreeder
adopt an iPawd in need of a home for $45
bwahhhh! I love it Jess!!
But how does it interact with the real furry ones? And I’m gonna have a Rottie coup on my hands?
You do need to be careful as your iPawd can shock animalogue models if it feels threatened.
And no messy yard clean-up! But do they make it in a cuddly furry version?
That will be out by the end of the year.
Or as soon as you have just purchased this one!
No kidding. That happened to me with the nano- 5 days after I bought it, the newer, better, CHEAPER one came out. I was sooooo mad.
I’d adopt one! Would that make it “reFURbished”?
LOL very punny! 😉
ROGBOL!
Ah! Oh that made me giggle, and I needed a good hearty giggle today.
Ha! This is great!
Super funny! Love it!!