Jessie: Wow, guys, I think we really hit the jackpot this time! We're owned by a beautiful little girl now! Will you look at this place? Buzz: It appears satisfactory. I am going to investigate the rest of the premises. ... Read more »
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The Hairy Hambone
As you may have heard, this weekend marked the annual Comic-Con. What this means in practice is that over 100,000 of the world's hardiest hardcore nerds descend upon our fair city, bringing with them their finest Storm Trooper costumes and zombie paraphernalia. Each year my husband, a lifelong attendee, takes this opportunity to bring out his dusty boxes of comics from his youth to flip through them and figure out if any of them are worth anything. They never are. In honor of this festive ... Read more »
Special Weekend Edition: Tails from the Clinic
Have you all seen that iphone video online? That one made me laugh. Then I had to go make my own that made me laugh even more (and yes, this is based on an actual conversation I had.) ... Read more »
On safari: It’s Good to be King
It's springtime on the savannah, and our Goldenbeast is growing up. With his first birthday rapidly approaching, the Goldenbeast is reveling in his newfound authority, standing on the precipice of adulthood just as springtime waits to ascend into summer. He has, for example, taken ownership of prime savannah real estate. ... Read more »
The Adventures of Doc Slicey: Chapter One
I kicked open the door and saw the dame sitting by my office desk right away. Kiki. This meant trouble. "What are you doing here, kitten?" I growled, putting down my java and sliding my hand to make sure I was still packing heat. The cold steel of my shiv pressed against my palm. "Some hoodlum acting up again?" "We got trouble over in the cell, Doc," she said. "Jerky Maloy got popped in the schnozzle but he ain't cooperating." Doc- that's me. Doc Slicey. I pack a shot of joe in my left ... Read more »
It’s a Wonderfur Life
Happy Monday, all! This Pet Doctor Barbie post was probably the most labor intensive to date, but it was a labor of love. I hope you like it. :) Pawcurious Media and Dr V present: "A Wish for Wings That Work" Hi everyone. Thanks so much for coming to Pet Loss Anonymous. ... Read more »
On Safari: Herd Management
No single person has a more challenging job at the reserve than the game warden. His role is to maintain healthy populations that remain diverse. Every so often, this includes the introduction of a new species into daily life on the savannah. ... Read more »
Rescue Stories
Hey man, what are you in for? Biting a kid? ... Read more »
The Trouble With Barbie 2
Most Barbies only come out once or twice: NASCAR Barbie, Astronaut Barbie, Spongebob Barbie, etc. But there are some that, for obvious reasons, keep coming back in multiple incarnations for each new generation of starry eyed little girls. This is why I have 5 versions of Pet Vet Barbie. The old ones weren't so bad. Why each successive one has been stranger and stranger is open to postulation, but even I couldn't explain what the heck Mattel was thinking with their latest offering of Pet Vet ... Read more »
On safari: After the Storm
Behold the desert savannah. Usually a placid Garden of Eden for goldenbeasts and jungle ocelots alike, this tranquil landscape has been torn apart by a rare and brutal lashing from Mother Nature. How does the mighty Goldenbeast adapt to disruption? Can he survive the transformed landscape? ... Read more »
There’s one in every office
Well, since you all have been so indulgent about the Hounds for Haiti stuff and are doing so well with filling up the page with bids, let's take a mental break for an episode of Pet Doctor Barbie. What do you say? This episode is entitled, "The Devil Went Down to Omaha." I recently had lunch with a colleague and friend of mine, who for the purposes of this post shall be referred to as Dr. Daisy. Dr. Daisy is a little ray of sunshine, sprinkling good cheer and merriment wherever she goes. ... Read more »
On the twelfth day…
Lisa asked to have the 12th day- and when I saw her contribution I was so glad she did. Thank you, and I hope this first Christmas without Bailey is gentle on you. On the twelfth day of Petmas, my puppy gave to me: 12 Years of True Love [flagallery gid=3 name="Gallery"] and, because I couldn't resist: ... Read more »
11 pipers piping
On the 11th day of Petmas, my puppy gave to me: 11 pipes so scary... ...wait, Finnegan says those are really scary and asks is there any way we can try something different..... ahem. On the 11th day of Petmas, my puppy gave to me: 11 pipes of pup-pops! (much better) Thank you Susan and Finnegan!! ... Read more »
10 Lords a Leaping
On the tenth day of Petmas my puppy gave to me: 10 Ducks for Squeakin' The lovely Morgan was an amazing sport. For a little more about the picture, here's the original, and for more art inspired by Morgan, check out her mom's etsy site. :) ... Read more »
Nine Ladies Dancing
On the ninth day of Petmas, my puppy gave to me: Nine Starlets Dancing Today's delightful picture comes courtesy of Annette from Biscuits By Lambchop, and of course Starlet! Almost done! I'll be sad when this ends- it's been a blast! ... Read more »
8 Maids a-milking
On the eighth day of Petmas, my puppy gave to me: Eight Kongs with filling Thank you Tara! I was given my choice of three pics of the adorable Puzzle, but the way his eyes were as big as saucers in this picture was just irresistible! Sooooo awesome. ... Read more »
Seven swans a-swimming
On the seventh day of Petmas, my puppy gave to me: Seven cats a-sleeping Thank you Deb and your wonderful restful kitty snoozers! ... Read more »
Six Geese A-laying
On the sixth day of Petmas, my puppy gave to me: Six Commands Obeying Much thanks to the wonderful Ashley and one very obedient pup! ... Read more »