A special day calls for a special ear. And a poem, of course. Trick or treat! I lick feet. Give me something that has meat! If you don't, just beware- I'll eat up your underwear! Have a great day and be safe all! I get to go see Danny Elfman perform the Nightmare Before Christmas tonight at the Hollywood Bowl so I've got Jack Skellington on the mind :D ... Read more »
Halloween
Halloween has hit rock bottom
Things were simpler back in the 80s. We only has three things to do the week before Halloween: 1. Watch the Great Pumpkin. 2. Carve a pumpkin. No one helped. If you cut your finger off, oh well. 3. Run to Woolworth's and pick out your plastic costume that tied in the back like a surgeon's gown and suffocating mask you could only see out of one eyeball at a time. Trying not to kill yourself tripping over the pavement was half the fun. And that was it. Our biggest worry at ... Read more »
Zombie on a leash
Those of you who watch The Walking Dead know about Michonne, arguably one of the most kick-booty characters on television today. When we first meet her, on her own after the zombie apocalpyse, she is holding her own thanks to her katana and a pair of neutered (as it were) zombies she has put on a leash and uses to avoid detection by other zombies. Even though we are now on Season 4 and Michonne has long since lost her zombies, it remains the only instance in which zombie power ... Read more »
Where the Wild Pups Are
RIP Maurice Sendak, a true visionary. Where the Wild Pups Are The night Brode wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind and another His mother called him "Wild Thing!" and Brody said "I'll eat you up!" so he was sent to bed without eating anything. That very night in Brody's yard a forest grew, and grew until the ceiling hung with vines and the walls became the world all around And he sailed off through night and day and in and out of weeks and almost over a year, ... Read more »
Time to party- we got sweet and sour here!
Are you all ready for the concert of the year? I said, are you READY?! Let's get this party started with the one and only KOTY PURRY! I know a place Where the grass is green and cleaner Dogs get to run And they have lots of bones and water ... Read more »
Sam’s Club Halloween Costume Contest!
Last minute Twitter Halloween contest alert! I know there are a ton of you out there with awesome costumes based on what I saw on Facebook today, and now I have a way for you to turn that into some great prizes from Sam's Club! It's easy peasy to enter. If you have a picture, get it ready. If not, take one. I'll wait. Go to Twitter. Post a tweet that includes the hashtag “#SamsClubPet” and mention “@SamsClub” and then include a link to a photo of your cat or dog’s Halloween costume. Cat ... Read more »